Trick or Treat or Trump
What he’s wearing this year. Source link
What he’s wearing this year. Source link
Does anyone know what’s going on in the Smithfield area? People flying around, hellfire, terrible traffic. Source link
“Practical Magic”Being able to light a candle without putting a flame to it. Actually Practical MagicBeing able to feed a parking meter without putting money into it or having to download another one of those parking apps. “Practical Magic”Bringing Jimmy Angelov, your abusive dead boyfriend, back to life. Actually Practical MagicBringing Monstera esqueleto, your expensive…
I asked the driver to crank up the A.C. so that my on-the-go pedicure would dry more quickly. Airflow settings are clearly a trigger for him. Source link
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Go with the flow like a dead fish. If you don’t like where the flow is going, stop the flow like a beaver does with wood. Laughter is the best medicine, unless you laugh like a hyena, in which case you should laugh like a hamster. (Hamsters don’t laugh.) Pursue your goals with passion and…
Thank them, because miraculously it has worked. Your stress is now completely gone and a blind rage has taken its place. You can’t even remember a time when you didn’t feel this much anger. You marvel at your newfound strength as you look up at the Mazda CX-5 you are now lifting above your head…
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